Anonymous asked: Why is your penis so long?
The long and short of it (mostly long) is the result of a balanced diet of robitussin and chocolate milk.
What is there to love in a job? A few things factor in for mine.
-I’m working forty hours a week.
-Job security is very reassuring in todays economy.
-I’m clocking out around 3:30 Mon.-Fri.
-The benefits are enabling me to receive pay five of the seven days I’m on vacation in Hawaii.
-And hey… The wages aren’t too shabby (Puts gas in the car)
I’ve come to realize the icing to top it all off is that my coworkers are relentlessly happy… a tad bit socially awkward at times, but never the less animated with all smiles all the time. Fulfillment through material pleasures often fall short of satisfaction through constant positive reinforcement.
Retrospectively the absence of jovial personalities in the workplace has had a direct correlation with wanting to “GET THE **** OUT!”….I digress. It brings me down to see friends of mine pour out their misfortunes in love and life through these social networking mediums. You are getting attention; it is probably not the kind you want.
Set aside a second from time to time to take everything in around you. There is so much to be proud of and to look forward to. Your day will be great if you allow it to be… So go out and enjoy yourselves!
What is “It” you say…why the body of course. It is frustrating to see a weeks worth of consistent working out thrown out the door by an indulgent weekend. It seems like a summer cookout on Friday and a party on Saturday can totally cancel out a weeks worth of running.
“It’s just not fair” - say my legs
Though I have found a light at the end of this very dark tunnel in the form of an incentive. For instance I just found this really sweet TShirt site via my girlfriend and I’m going to buy myself a new shirt for every week I stay on track (a size small of course).
Today is day three and it is a hard one already I can feel it. The unhealthy desires of the world are very tempting right now. If I can do this for two weeks I know I can break this apathetic appetizer eating slump I’ve gotten myself into. The rest of this week is for you my Rhino Friend!
